I just want to read some of your fanfics, and if I have to bribe your muses than so be it. I will bribe. I will bribe until they start listening to you and you start focusing on a fic at a time. I realize that this may be counterproductive, but damnit I want to read your stuff. It'd be harder to rip away from the restraints if it's around support struts/inner skeleton though.

*snirk* I like that quote. I was lucky in that I saw The Land Before Time long before I saw anything indicating big=dumb.