Yeah, my uncle is uh, special. In the willfully ignorant kind of way, a couple of summers back he said he caught a cobra and got it in a bucket, first thought it was someone's escaped pet or something but no, there's this haggared little hog nosed annoyed at being bothered by two legged giants instead.

Sometimes I enjoy the Darwin Awards more than I morally should, if just because people don't bother to do research in this vast information age.